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The Ten Commandments

1) If there's grass on the green, you can play golf.

2) Drive fast, it's slippery.

3) The more you curse at a referee, the better your chance for favorable calls.

4) Always drink at least a 12 pack the night before a game.

5) Never warm up.

6) Pace yourself.

7) Never eat Mexican food with Hutch.

8) Always wear a raincoat.

9) Never change your socks or underwear.

10) Goalies must shoot at least three times per game.

OOPS, that was Matt's version click here to see Coach Thome's 10 Commandments.